He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Your cock deserves a montage
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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