i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
