can u get pink eye on your cock?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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