holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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