you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Maybe he injected his testicle?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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