There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
