How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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