Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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