Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
