She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
