i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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