in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
