Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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