Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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