new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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