Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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