Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
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