similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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