Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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