You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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