My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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