She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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