You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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