is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
tell me about the eggs
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