I want to stick my p in your. b.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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