He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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