thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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