i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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