So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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