38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
