Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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