how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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