I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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