Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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