Kiss
Puke
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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