haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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