Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
sarcasm needs its own font
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Randomize
