Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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