i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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