Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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