you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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