Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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