how can u be prego again
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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