Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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