i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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