C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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