Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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