I must be too annoying 4 u.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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