He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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