i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
