Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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