when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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