Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I am one with the molecules
Randomize
