his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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