We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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